yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
Im allergic to sushi
Yup, I throw up every time I eat 80 of them
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
“ Gay Pride was not born of a need to celebrate being gay, but our right to exist without persecution. So instead of wondering why there isn’t a Straight Pride movement, be thankful you don’t need one. ”
no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty
Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).
people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty
“ A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey ”
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
"Anyone can look young if they eat right and exercise."
all time low snaps - don’t panic